Izzy's concierge wrote us this morning to share the doings down south.... It refers to last night's blog.....
"Love this one....."
"... Just returned last evening from a two day trip that I had to call for my co-concierge to help on, which meant a "babysitter" <G-Note: how dare she think we are "babies"!!> for the group. We were gone for two evenings <G-Note: Unforgivable!>. Came home exhausted last night and Iz beat me to bed but her new area is now MY side of the bed on MY pillow <G-Note: How confused is Izzy's concierge? We will have to further investigate this concerning situation>. Guess she figured I wasn't returning!!!!! Tried to relocate her but that wasn't working since she kept throwing herself on her back and striking with her attacking paws <G-Note: I taught her that! She was always an excellent student>. So, I took charge and physically picked up the 85 lb body up <G-Note: Unbelievable! To share such inappropriate information such as a lady's weight!! The situation might be worse than I expected!> and moved it <!> to the other side of the bed. Needless to say, I am now being shunned and she happily slept the remainder of the night wrapped around The CO-CONCIERGE!!! Gotta remember, I raised two sons and am totally baffled with the female "game". She is amazing <G-Note: Got that right at least!> and always makes me work so hard to be her best buddy but it is always well worth it when she finally surrenders. <G-Note: Well, perhaps she isn't a total lost cause. However, I think she needs to get the surrender part turned around. At least there is SOMETHING there we can work with...!> Have a great fall day and glad everyone survived the rumbles."
Funny, the concierge suggested late last night that I write about how I was when retiring to the royal chambers last night. As I am the only one allowed in the royal chambers (at night anyway, occasionally a ruffian is allowed an hour or two up there during the day), I like to stretch fully out on the royal bed. Last night was no exception. I like to hug the pillows and dig into the crevasse between pillow and soft blanket. I was unceremoniously removed from that spot. As there were no co-concierge for ME to curly to I had to make do with my concierge. She lets out heat that feels good on the royal bones. Apparently my daughter Izzy and I share the same penchant for claiming our rightful spots. How dare any concierge think they have any claims to the royal bed. They are lucky to be allowed some shred of a spot near us!
Well, that's it for today. I think the concierge should guard her e-mails better. She gave me some attitude because I slashed though this e-mail. She said it was written to her and was not for my eyes. I think she used the word, "Unauthorized". I say, if it was written about the blog or my children I have every right to read it. We haven't come to an agreement on the subject.... TBC...... (To be continued...)
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