Open WIDE!

Open WIDE!  I hope this guy used mouthwash!

Hi G-Fans!

Sometimes you just have to OPEN WIDE!  I think this guy has all his teeth, unlike someone else we know.  Did you know that Hippos are responsible for more fatalities than lions?  I think I informed you of that in an earlier blog.  I just find hippopotami fascinating.  Their mouths are just SO BIG!  This one is stuffed.  Or maybe it didn't even start as real.  But, regardless, it is true to size.  I would bark incessantly if I saw one from far away.  I think I would pass out if I saw one very close.  Not only from the sheer size, but I am sure the smell is outrageous!  Well, that is it for tonight.  I am not feeling very "mouthy" tonight :)  I made a funny :)
Ha Ha.
Anyway,
Some pictures for you....
TTFN!
-G

"I got a toy."

I plan to take that toy

"I got a toy."

"I am going to take ALL the toys."

"I don't need no stinkin' toys, I have an IPhone.  Can someone show me how to work it?  Someone said it does more than make shiny reflections, but that is good enough :)  Maybe if I pounce on it a few times it will make it work and give up the shiny stuff on the walls.  That's going to be awesome!"

"I will just wait and disembowel each one until they are limp shells of their former selves."

I know some people like hot sauce..... but why ruin the perfectly balanced taste of meat?  I  don't understand why humans want to inflict so much pain in their eating experience.