Airborn

WooHoo!

Hi G-Fans!

Have you ever been sweetly sleeping?  Content to curl up on the couch and breathe deeply?  Dreaming of sleeping while you are sleeping?  Well, that was what I was doing until I was rudely pulled from that relaxed sleeping space.  I wasn't physically pulled, but it was the same effect.  Yes, I am going to write it, I was awoken by a loud fart.  Now, I have woken myself up on more than one occasion with that sort of activity.  If it is your own, it is what it is.  It is a shock, but it is your own.  No, this time it was not something that emanated from deep within my being.  It was from another body sitting on the other side of the couch.  I was in a deep sleep mind you.  AND IT WOKE ME UP!  And it wasn't a dog fart!  It was the concierge!!  The pillar of standards and respectful behavior.  She practically farted ON ME!!!  I am so disgusted I can't even look at her.  She has reached a new low in my book of books.  I can't think about it.  Now Tessa and Raphael will do those silent bombs that permeate the entire house and will send the concierge gasping for air as she wildly grabs for the air spray.  Riley will do little toots that have no discernible odor.  Bertie and I might do some raspberries on rare occasions, but for the most part we aren't farters.  And the concierge, usually farts less than Bertie or myself.  So the shock factor and the element of surprise increased.  I am keeping my eyes on her for awhile, just to make sure it isn't like the movie "Aliens" and there is some creature inside that is going to pop out of her.  Or maybe it will poop out of her!!!  Ha, I made a funny!

Well on that note...

May you create beautiful music with whatever you have available.

TTFN  

(Toot Toot For Now)

-G

Raphael would love to try this!