Hope Shines

Hi G-Fans!
I thought I would share pictures with you of my birthright.  Yes, the Hope Diamond is part of my family legacy.  I loaned it to the Smithsonian in Washington, D.C..  Somehow, however, there seems to be a mix-up as they aren't responding to my firm requests to relinquish the jewels into my custody.  I think they have been shared with the public long enough.  It is time they are returned to the rightful owner.  Personally, I think it is a conspiracy related to the fact that I am a dog.  I think it might be a case of speciesism.  Just because I am a dog they think they can ignore my birthright.  They have NO idea who they are tangling with!!  Or should I write, "they have no idea with whom they tangle"...?  When I put on the hoity toity aires I get a little extra street cred (so to "speak").  They WILL return them to me!!  Can't you see how they belong to me?  Not only do they look dull and lifeless on a grey felt stand inside a grimy glass box, they would look ever so much sparklier and livelier on me than my current  nylon collar.  And don't even suggest or give off a whiff of a hint that I should substitute with one of those ridiculous rhinestone affairs that those poor poodles have to endure.  Those things are soooo incredibly phony and pretentious.  I wouldn't be caught dead near one of them.  I would rather have a "Motorcycle Mama" tattoo on my butt then one of those rhinestone deals.  No, it is the shiny Hope Diamond, and only the shiny Hope Diamond that will do.  I think my inheritance has been put off long enough.  It is time for me to cash in.  At least people haven't been able to touch or breath on them every day.  Ugh.  That would be outrageous.  I would have to spend months getting out the smell from all those grimy hands and nasty breath. Maybe I will have a special celebration when we are reunited.  Boiled liver and hamburgers should be quite a festive spread. Oh, I digress, ever so sorry!!
Well, G-Fans, I need to write another strong letter of encouragement for the officials to do the right thing (and perhaps get the concierge involved in this one).  There HAS to be a statute of eliminations for holding jewels hostage away from the owners.... yes, I wrote "eliminations"  and I MEAN it!!  There shall be an end to this nonsense, I will get to the bottom of it, I am really good at digging that sort of that thing up.  It is the same as digging a backyard hole.  I am dogged in my pursuit of justice.  MY justice!!
How do you define justice?
That's it, I have to work on my letter....
TTFN
-G