Thursday, February 21, 2013

What is it?

 Hi G=Fsns!
I just want to share a little episode from today.
The concierge came home and we all gave her a good going over of sniffling.
She smelled odd so we asked her why.  She asked us back, "what kind of odd?"
So Bertie asked if she had had any burger cake today.
She shook her head no.

So then i asked if she had been around any farm animals.  
She said "no".


Riley wondered if she had been in a florist shop today.
She said 'no"


Tessa wondered if she had eaten or been around chocolate covered strawberries...
She said "no".


How 'bout plains animals... any contact with them?
She said, "what'?
So, we clarified, "you know, bison or buffalo?"
She said, "no".




Raphael said he swore he could smell something.... something familiar and unfamiliar....
Any contact with smelly feet?
She said, "no".


Apples or fruit of any kind?
"no"


Quiche?
"No"


Tessa has the best nose in the family, she wondered about things like.....


Birds?
"Not really"



Mice or other rodents?
"No"


So we all pondered and asked the concierge to share why she has odd smells in the first place and then maybe we can figure out the origin of the odor.
So the concierge explained her day in hopes we would recognize something.
She started her day in a home with some cigarette smoke, two dogs, cats and a bird.
We all agreed that we could smell that it the smell was attached to a dog but not from that house.
So then the next visit had a dog too, 
A big black unneutered lab who could lose a few pounds.
We all agreed we were getting close.
We were all certain it was related to this dog.
So the concierge told us that she wiped the dog's eyes with a baby wipe, gave him hugs and he in turn gave her some kisses.  We now know this is getting to where it needs to go.
The concierge continued.
The big black labrador retriever was leaning on her as they both sat on the floor.
He looked at her adoringly, gave her another kiss, and then tooted right there and right on the concierge. 
Hr continued to give her kisses on her face and he was quite pleased at his gentlemanly tooting.
So we now know how she had that strange mixture of smells.
Mystery unravelled.
So, may you baffle those around you with intrigue as to the source of your smell.  May you chuckle audibly when the mystery is solved.
Have a good night and good tomorrow.
TTFN!
-G

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