Can't Touch This!

Hi G-Fans!

Well, another eventful day in the Royal Kingdom.  So many things I thought of sharing today.  But I think it is most important that we get one thing straight.  This royal being does not take kindly to those of non-royal lineage taking liberties in approaching her royalness.  I mean if I lowered my standards to that of a labrador and slobbered over anyone with a pulse, then where does that leave me?  Tell me, where?  I draw the line.  Unequivocally.  I will not tolerate vulgar and ugly behavior, I don't care at what cost.  I mean, can you imagine the audacity of a commoner calling me casually over to them and suggest that I flop down on my side to get a BELLY RUB?  I mean it takes an uncouth and ill-mannered troglodyte to make such an assumption of familiarity with me.  I would like to know who authorized such an approach.  I won't tolerate that from my servants, I won't tolerate it from my servants' acquaintances to be sure!  A belly rub indeed. That shows such a lack of discretion and breeding I am embarrassed for the vulgar misdirected sod!  This is an ill-refined plebeian in need of serious re-education.  Only a proletarian, peasant or philistine would make such faulty judgment.  Such uncouth and uncultured behavior is disconcerting for everyone.  

The only non-royal person allowed to make any familiar gestures to the royal being would be the authorized concierge.  Period.  That is it.  End of story.  Need I say more?  Are we all clear?

Now, the other item on tonight's agenda is Raphael, again!

We suspect we have discovered the source of his discomfort earlier this week.

We suspect some unauthorized forays into the enclosed garden in order to access the compost is thee source of his midnight distress.  

So, it will bear further scrutiny, but we are pretty certain if we curtail his jumping over the fence, he will not have anymore uncomfortable nights keeping my concierge up, thereby affecting the quality of my care.

That (quality of care) is a whole other subject that it is too late to dive into for tonight.

So, may you rest easy and get delightful belly rubs from only authorized sources!

TTFN!

-G

PS- I really do like a good belly rub, but it is just so important to draw the line of distinction as to who is authorized to perform such a delicate and familiar sort of gesture.  Wouldn't you agree?