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Hi G-Fans!
Well, Another day in my kingdom.
Nothing much of significance to report.
No monsters slayed, no damsels saved, no jousting matches fought. Just the usual routine.
One thing of note.
When the concierge finally strolled into the castle she smelled funny. Not doggie. Not animally. Different. She smelled like when she puts the hot water in a cup with the little leaves in it. Like the paste she uses on her teeth every day. Like the plant that grows in front of the house that she picks to put into her tall glass of iced tea. Like the stuff that her sitters chew and snap and blow bubbles with.... do you know what I mean?
Anyway, she noticed I was giving her a going over. She told me that someone shared some kisses with her. I don't really get it. She said that they were kisses that were Christmas kisses. But there was no mistletoe. I didn't smell any. And I didn't smell other people had been in kissing proximity. So I had to ask her what happened. She said that she took the kisses and put them in her pocket. I didn't know kisses could be put into pockets (since I don't ever have pockets I don't have much experience what goes into them). She said that she was only keeping them in the pocket for a few minutes until she went to another room. But, the problem was, that she forgot they were there for hours. Apparently kisses don't do well with prolonged body heat. She forgot so long that she put her phone into the same pocket. She said that the kisses melted and smeared into her phone, so her phone is now "minty fresh", whatever that means? She said that no permanent damage happened, but now everyone keeps telling her that she smells good when she talks to them on the phone (not really, I made that up). She said that she did have a couple of weird things happen since the Christmas chocolate kisses melted into her phone. She said she hopes it isn't really a problem. She said, "we'll see".
I don't see at all at this point!
But, that is it in a nutshell. (The concierge interjects, "or in foil wrapping".)
That's the whole goings-on in the castle this Friday.
May you enjoy "minty fresh" kisses that melt in your mouth and not in your phone!
TTFN!
-G
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| They are congregating too long, they are up to no good! |
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