Monday, December 10, 2012

It's A Bloomin' Pahtee!


Hi G-Fans!
On a night like tonight, who feels like a party?  Seriously!  It was stormy with thunder and lightning this morning, torrential downpours and no one at the kingdom to vanquish the evil event.  But, when it is least indicated for a party, that is precisely when to have a party.  Of course, these pictures are from a luau gone past, in fact a luau that we never really had,  In fact, we are just posers!  The concierge brought home the leis and tried to get us festive, as you can see, she was less than successful.  Schubert is pretty much passed out.  In fact, it looks like we are at his wake for goodness sakes!  A dirge -fest even!  We look so mournful and sullen.  We are NOT having fun, I can tell you that.  And, NO ROASTED PIG!  I thought luaus were all about the roasted pig?!?!  Pass the poi, give me the pig!  Seriously, pass it on to another sucker, because I only have eyes for the pork.  Not even the pineapple is appealing.  Pork, pork, pork,
I think we can all be in agreement with that.
And anyone who is a vegetarian, you can have my pineappled poi!  I permanently pass!!
Please!
I prefer prepared pork perfectly proportioned into pleasing pieces.
Thank you!
That's it for tonight.
TTFN G-Fans!
-G







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