Carmen Miranda VS. Amazing Grace

Carmen Miranda has nothing on me!

It is hard to find help that can do a good turban.

I guess this is as good as it gets.

This is a little better!

Hi G-Fans!

The concierge threatened to do a spa day today, but she didn't follow through.  There was snow today, rain and slush.  But not much of anything, only enough to make it dark and gloomy.  No additional cleaning, but there was some kitchen action...

I will say, we went on a lovely odiferous walk.  OH MY!  My nose couldn't stop twitching.  Even Bertie had his nose plastered to the ground.  Usually it is Tessa who has her nose glued to the smells.  Today's walk the humans played musical dogs.  Every few minutes they exchanged leashes.  Bertie was being particularly boogery.  He wouldn't stop acting like a kangaroo.  Jumping straight in the air and then lunging.  On top of that Tessa was playing circus girl.  She speeds to  the end of the leash them leaps up and twirls without actually pulling too hard on the leash.  But it looks like she is being yanked and having her necked twisted.  And she just kept doing that and THEN pulling really hard and then trying to go through the legs of whoever was walking her and then sidling up and crowding her walking companion.  I think she is more taxing than Bertie if everyone were to be brutally honest.  Tessa whines too.  Like for 7/8ths of the walk.  She usually stops when we are almost done.  Whine, whine, whine.  The concierge says she sounds like me, but I only use the high pitched noise when I am being unfairly separated from the main activity.

Anyway... today we drove to our destination.  It is always exciting when we drive to our walks.

We tried to be good... but while we were waiting for Harry to be ready a dog was walking in the neighbor's yard without a leash or human.  We kept yelling at the dog to get back into his house because it was hunting season.  But the dog wouldn't listen to us.  So the concierge moved us so the dog couldn't see us anymore.  I hope he is going to be ok.  We tried to warn him.  Oh, I know, the concierge thought we were yelling at him because he was dangerously close to our "crib", but we were just concerned citizens trying to be of help.  That's all.  We get such a bad rap.  Really.

Well, I could write more, but beauty sleep calls!

TTFN G-Fans!

-G

Poor Bertie, so dejected!

So forlorn!