Hi G-Fans!
Well, you might think that snow was the headliner of today's news, and yes, it is noteworthy that we had our second snow storm of the season on November 14th. It is looking pretty serious for winter if the snow is arriving in the fall.....
And you might think that the helper being sick or him aiding and abetting with the concierge in keeping the dust bunnies to dwarf size instead of elephant size would be a topic of concern for tonight. But, again, no, that is not the subject needing the most attention.
No, tonight is about Raphael.
Not about the Raphael who listens, fetches, and generally sucks up to the concierge with soulful stares and butt leans.
No, I am referring to the OTHER Raphael. The one who ripped open some bags with supplies for the concierges' wreath making event. I am talking the Raphael the concierge had to call two Veterinary Hospitals and the Pet Poison Control Hotline. The one for whom Harry's concierge went to two stores to get the right otc medication to help him counteract the ingestion of coffee, tea and potpourri. Oh, and foil. Plastic too.
Amongst the debris, I am told, was found Sophie's cat collar. It seems somehow the two events are connected. Only Raphael and Sophie know how.
So, after the helper making Raphael give all the ingestibles back (i.e.... he induced vomiting and it was recommended that Raphael take antacids to deal with any potential issues arising from the potpourri!
My son is really giving this household things to write about....
I would think, however, that a whole flourless chocolate cake tastes better than tea and coffee in those little plastic cups... oh, and caramel hot chocolate packs too...... oh, and corn cobbed potpourri... but that is just me I guess.
So, we hope Raphael ceases and desists from any further endangering behaviors.
The concierge is done with all the brewhaha....
So, may you systematically pick up after life's little disasters without rancor or irritation.
TTFN!
-G


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