It isn't pig poop after all!

Hi G-Fans!

Well-let-me-tell-you-a-thing-or-two!

I want it to be very clear that there are NO bosses of the royal highness. 

NONE. 

When I am in 

MY royal playground 

doing things with 

MY mouth

 it is 

MY business 

and not one more single soul's!  

Period!

How dare the concierge reprimand me, and not only reprimand me, but in public!  Now how can I have respect of my children when they think she gets the final word on acceptable behaviors?  She has some nerve!  She is lucky I don't currently have an executioner or I would have her head in a jar right now.  (The position has been vacant for months.  The executioner ran away with the scullery maid to parts unknown and I have been unable to fill the position since he left.  It isn't easy to get good help these days and being an executioner is a dying art!  Mores the pity!)

Anyway... She had the audacity to even put hands on me!  Now granted, there were some morsels in my mouth that she didn't think should be in there, but if I want to have a potty mouth, then it is, again, MY business!  And if she hasn't ever tried the finer things in life, then who is she to judge my taste?  I mean, it wasn't pig poop after all!

She better sleep with one eye open tonight, and it had best be her "good" eye if she is going to avoid serious retribution.

I have had all day to plot my revenge.

Watch out!

I will keep you informed of any further developments.

TTFN!

-G