"Grrrr~aaaaaa~cccccce"

Hi G-Fans!

So, what I want to know is, "Whose walk is this anyway?"

I mean, I think the concierge should understand by now that the walk is for me, oh, I mean "us".

I mean, the Royal "We".

The concierge is there to make sure we are safe and taken care of in case of an emergency.

You know, A CONCIERGE-type responsibility!

I think it is high time she gets the MEMO!

The  '411'.

The drill.

The 'dilio'!

Because her attitude more than suggests that she thinks SHE is in CHARGE!?!?!?

Like today, I was enjoying our walk to the bog, as I am want to do, and I like to sniff here and there to find out who has traipsed and traversed ahead of us....

Every few minutes the concierge would, in an annoyed and high-pitched sing-songy voice, say, "Grace", like she can't believe I am "doing it again"....

I say, "What?"

She tells me to knock it off.

I say, "What?"

She tells me to move over.

I say, "What?"

It is something about me wrapping the leash around her from behind.

Honestly, the solution is so obvious and simple I find it hard to believe she can't figure it out.

Release me from the confines!

Untether me!

Oh, and she seems to be irritated by me crossing in front and stopping to sniff something.

She says I am jolting her back.

I say, "Make up your mind already!" (And, "Really?"  "Jolting your back???!")

She seems to be under the misconception that I should be walking in keeping with her rhythm and not the other way around.  

I say, "RIdiculous!"

She says."Grrrr~aaaaaa~cccccce"

It is usually "Grace" when she is being short-tempered, it is "Gracie" when she is relaxed or teasing me and sometimes in other situations....

So, I say, "Get over yourself and get with the program, THIS IS MY WALK!!"

But, I will say it to her after our last outs and the new bedtime yummy chicken jerky treat strips, since I want to make sure I get my full share....!

Anyway, May you be in rhythm with your loved ones so that you dance the dance of joy :)

TTFN!

-G

Tessa Chillaxin'