Hi G-Fans!
Well, I write to you in a state of panic. I have dog pox. See the pictures below. My normal regally beautiful countenance is marred by green spots. They are on my face, ears, legs and tail. I am covered. I am freaked out. I want to know if I am dying and I want to know right now! I want to know how the concierge can be so calm and take the time for pictures in the face of my diseased state...(oh the humiliation! It makes this an even greater horror!) She doesn't seem to understand the severity of the situation...!
I was fine before our woods walk and then I contracted this horrible disease on our walk. It is probably carried by those dang deer. We smelled enough of the them. The helper reported seeing one three times tonight (we all sort of rolled our eyes at that tall tale! Or would it be Tall Tail?)
Anyway, I digress.
The point is I hope there is a cure.
The concierge seems pretty nonplussed about the whole thing and seems to think that a simple brushing of my luxurious coat would rid me of this vile condition. I am not convinced. I am sure I only have days left on this earth. A bath and brushing is a ridiculous remedy for such a serious condition!
Anyway, may the catastrophes in your life be mendable with bathing and personal grooming skills.
TTFN!
-G
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| I only agreed to including these hideous mug shots because it may help me find a cure. |
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| Another miserable mug |
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