Thursday, July 17, 2014

Treats and Aliens

Hi G-Fans!
Well, the alien is back.  I thought the concierge got rid of her last night, but doesn't she return home with her tonight.  I don't even know what the beast looks like, I do know she bangs around the bird room and crashes things.  NG.  I think rescuing an alien was a BAD IDEA!  I think the concierge wouldn't even mutter an argument with me on that.... but that is spilt milk at this point.  Here it is.  I guess we are going to finally lay eyes on the creature in another several days to a week. I hope Snagglepus is ready for this.  I don't think he knows what he is in for, I don't think any of us know.
Anyway....
I want' to talk about more important matters.  While I am dictating this I am getting mocha breath on me.  It is very disconcerting.  I was never offered any part of the chocolate with coffee buttercream frosting cupcakes.  And yet, I have to smell the fragrant aroma.  It is awful.  Do you know what my treat was for tonight?  No, you don't?  It was a potato.  A cold, previously microwaved potato.  A potato without butter.  No sour cream.  No generously sprinkled bacon bits.  Nothing.  Just a piece of Yukon Gold potato wedge.  I had to split with Riley.  Everyone else got a full 25% of the potato.  Again, something is amiss.  Very amiss!
But I must forge ahead.  In whatever capacity needed.
SO, if you find yourself with a subpar treat and there are no other options, fake it until you make it!!
TTFN!
-G



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