Hi G-Fans!
Although it didn't seem like it was going to be all that gorgeous today, it warmed up and turned out to be beautiful. In fact it was so beautiful Bertie and Tessa were taken on a secret walk and they aren't telling us where. The concierge is a little miffed about the hushed-hushness of it all... Raphael and I (and Riley) got a mundane-in-the-dark walk to the school. Nothing overly exciting. But both concierges have started doing something really weird. Whenever Harry acts obnoxious they call him Priscilla or Gertrude or Melissa or Petunia or some other such name... and I am not familiar with any of the names they say.....
Then they start to giggle.....
And Harry gets confused so he isn't sure if he should bark more or move on to the next task of either swiping leftover apples, sandwiches or carcasses (all freely available on the ground by the school....), or peeing, or sniffing for a place to pee OR looking for goblins and sneaky people..... the one that occupies a greater portion of his walk experience....
It is all very exhausting!
And...
Raphael is getting hyper-focused on rubbing his face along the ground whilst rocket blasting forward with his butt in the air. Harry has started doing that too.... (he has also started pooping like Bertie, finding brushy vegetation on an incline before "letting it rip"!...
Anyway...the concierges tell them both to stop dragging their faces on the ground before they poke an eye out!
They don't. (Stop)
So, may you use better sense throughout your day so you don't endanger your eyes and your butt isn't catching the wind!
TTFN!
-G
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