Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Unacceptable Events



Well, Grace here after a two-day break.  It's good that Tess wanted to share.  Now, back to me....  I want to lodge two disgruntled comments.  First of all, we had NO WALK yesterday!  And as far as I can tell there was no good reason for it.  The concierge mumbled something from under her blanket about feeling crummy, but that really isn't a good reason if you ask me.  Aren't there places you can call for that kind of emergency?  Anyway, to add liver on top, our BREAKFAST WAS LATE!  This just isn't acceptable!  So, I did two things while I waited for breakfast to appear.  First, I jumped up to the swedish ivy plant hanging on the cross beam and grabbed the vine and yanked it down so it hit the floor (the vine, not the plant itself).  Well, it worked, that got the concierge's attention rather quickly.  She acted surprised like it was something outrageous.  The one bad thing, now she knows it hasn't been Bertie (my son Tess keeps calling the "Butthead") all this time grabbing the hanging swedish ivy and spider plant offshoots.  Oh well, the situation really called for drastic measures.  The second thing I did was to compose a poem while I PATIENTLY waited.  I will share it with you now...

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I don't get breakfast soon,
I'm eating YOU!

So there!
(I didn't have to eat the concierge, she delivered in fairly quick fashion once I got her up)

Well, I expect to have a fabulous day, I hope everyone else does as well.
TTFN
-G






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