Hi G-Fans!
Well, another busy weekend for the concierge and not so much for moi.
We had a lovely midday walk in the forest today.
No nasty surprises, just lots of good sniffs.
Well, there was one nasty surprise.
Tessa alerted the concierges as to the "rice incident" participants...
You know, the "Friday Night Special" with the opened rice bag, paper bag and mouthed cardboard box and Mac'n'Cheese mix?
The night the concierge did NOT stay home as expected....?
That night.
Oh, back to what I was telling you.
The whole way in the royal transport vehicle there were some pretty wicked smelling farts floating around, I would blame the concierge, but she was turning green and gagging, so I guess I can't point a paw at her.
Anyway,
Almost as soon as we were underway Tessa let a load fly. Since it was close to the edge of the road it needed to be moved.
Because it needed to be moved, it was inspected up-close and personal-like.
Harry's concierge was alerted to odd white pieces in her poop as he was moving the load, and called the concierge over.
She immediately announced that the white pieces were rice, not parasites.
So, good, Tessa is identified as the Friday night perpetrator and I was exonerated. I was, as you know, the number one suspect because of my past rap sheet...
So, this was good, except I had to hear all the "bad girls" directed mostly at me on Friday night.
Then something happened, I couldn't stop the process.
I HAD to GO!
And "Go" I went...
And, unfortunately, all the apologies from only a moment before was immediately retracted...
I too had rice particles in my leavings....!
Grrr...
If I could have only buried it deeper into the foliage....
I may have gotten away with my involvement scot-free!
But, no.
We were identified as co-conspirators and perps....
My reputation holds!
So, may you create a reputation that is irrefutable and makes you proud:)
TTFN!
-G
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