Hi G-Fans!
Well, It is like a Friday around here tonight.
The concierge dashed in, slapped leashes on us. walked us for a half minute, and then took off with the helper in separate transport vehicles....and then came back with only one and smelling like fish and lobster.
Hmmm....
No doggie bags either.
I think that might be file-able... Maybe even a crime....
I will have to investigate that.
Did I mention the curtain caper?
RIght, so in case I didn't, let me mention it now.
Curtain Caper.
There, I mentioned it.
(The concierge said I should write about that, but why does she think I should incriminate myself or others like that?)...
Anyway....
Before I begin, let me clarify, that I am only giving the bare essentials.
I am not inferring blame on anyone (Tessa), but I will maintain my innocence to the bitter end. Raphael gets around it by being locked up in another room....
Lucky.
So, just to give you an overview...
Someone was using the bay window as a look-out post and clumsily stomped (for the umpteenth time) on the curtains. It was one time too many and the rudimentary wooden holder snapped right in half. The curtains impeded our view of the outside world and were quite annoying.....
So, snapped holder = no curtains.
Voila!
Problem solved!
As far as today is concerned, I am completely irreproachable! So is Bertie.
This time the destruction occurred in the kitchen where Raphael and Tessa were holed up.
It was a bobbing plastic flower. There were three of them. Now there are two. They are the kind of flowers that wiggle when the sun hits them. And they tap-tap-tap when they dance in the sun. Something must have been annoying one of them to so viciously attack the plastic flower. Perhaps those flowers are the new version of Chinese torture. Instead of drip-drip-drip it is tap-tap-tap.... but they sound very similar.....
Anyway....
So, may all your problems be solved with good humor, good attitude and good manners!
TTFN!
-G
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